He said, She said.

The kids are getting funnier! The last few weeks have left us with some good ones to laugh at.

Trent tells ONE knock knock joke at 21 mths old.

Trent: Na Nack!
You: Who's there?
Trent: Moooooo!
You: Moo who?
Trent: saw wee(sorry)

We are not too sure where the 'saw wee' comes from but when you here this joke 30+ times a day...not so funny anymore.

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The weather is warmer now which means the kiddos are playing with/in the water table again. Yes I said IN! Trent climbed into it and sat down. I thought nothing of this because hey, if he wants an elevated pool fine.

Until you find that your kid was sitting in a poopy diaper IN the water table. Sighhhhh. That's ok, Nora and Andrew swam in poop once too. If I could find the post I'd link to it just for nostagia's sake.

I brought the kiddos inside and stripped them down in the laundry room. Started the wash. Turn around and they are chasing each other naked through the kitchen. Trent is SHRIEKING happy squeals.

Me: Nora what are you doing to him that is so funny?
Nora: I grabbing his pee pee
Me: what?!
Nora: I grabbing his pee pee, he likes it!
Me: Noooooo! You do not grab your brothers penis no matter how funny he thinks it is! (file under: things you never thought you'd say)

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Trent is learning new words. These include the ones that are easily mangled.

Truck = suck (Better than when Nora called them 'cocks'_
Fork = foook (Please don't let this morph into something else)
Spoon - poon
Cookie = Toot tee
Foofee = ? We have figured out its 'coffee'

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Nora was taking a ridiculous time in the bathroom this evening.

Me: What is taking her so long? Has she been taking notes from boys on how long to sit on the potty?
Rich: She very scientifically minded. She is analyzing her feces. (sarcasm)
Me: Yeah...you are going to eat those words.
Rich: (knocking on door) Baby girl are you done in there.
Nora: yes daddy....come look! There is a red poop!
(me hysterically laughing in Trent's room)
Rich: Honey, just flush the potty.
Nora: No daddy it's red!
Rich: Why yes, yes it is. That's fantastic Nora. And now I will defer to mommy on how you made that color.