Just a few things from the kids lately.
''Mommy, this princess dress has a hole. We need to go to the princess store to get another one.'' Lifting an eyebrow, ''The princess store? Where is there a princess store.?'' Nora smirked, ''On highway one!''
''Nora what happened to your arm!'' She was standing in front of me with a hideous bruise in the crook of her arm. My mind raced through the last 24 hrs to think of accident, nothing. The explanation I got, ''Brother bit me.'' WHAT! ''Brother bit me and then suck me like a fish!'' Bwahahaha! ''Trent gave you a hicky? He sucked on your arm?''......''It was like a fish!'' What kind of fish has my daughter been around!
I was in a cleaning frenzy before leaving for the trip and came upon the kids toilet depleted of water. Sigh....darn it, a plugged toilet! Is the plunger in here? Look left of toilet, nope...look right. You have GOT to be kidding me, as I stare at a trashcan filled with water. Floating pile of trash and a little plastic cup. I couldn't help the laughter, Trent had scooped all the water from the toilet. Ah, my son and his mischievous streak continues
Showing posts with label kid mischief. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kid mischief. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Monday, March 12, 2012
Gross! and OMG!
There is a quote circling on Pinterest that says boys - n. - noise with dirt on it. Couldn't be more true in this house. My little guy has turned into the character of Pig Pen most days. His escapades now include,
Painting himself from head to toe in finger paints, which he must come by honestly. Nora did this as well at his age. It's more like applying war paint in preparation for the next adventure.
The adventure may happen to be rummaging in the bathroom trash. Here we find treasures of the feminine product nature. AND in our natural boy curiosity decide to CHEW on an applicator. That's right folks, and he did this two days in a row just to make sure mommy and daddy were completely icked out!
Deciding he should cut the ickiness down a little, Trent scrubbed the toilet with my toothbrush. I must say it was clean.
With all this boy fun, Nora was NOT going to miss the kiddo shenanigans. As the oldest, she should really be leading the charge.
Upping the anti on brother was not difficult. In fact, it required a call to poison control. She brushed her teeth with ICY HOT! (Note: this stuff is in a toothpaste looking tube and smells pepperminty) That stuff is now HIIIIIIIIGH on a shelf.
Painting himself from head to toe in finger paints, which he must come by honestly. Nora did this as well at his age. It's more like applying war paint in preparation for the next adventure.
The adventure may happen to be rummaging in the bathroom trash. Here we find treasures of the feminine product nature. AND in our natural boy curiosity decide to CHEW on an applicator. That's right folks, and he did this two days in a row just to make sure mommy and daddy were completely icked out!
Deciding he should cut the ickiness down a little, Trent scrubbed the toilet with my toothbrush. I must say it was clean.
With all this boy fun, Nora was NOT going to miss the kiddo shenanigans. As the oldest, she should really be leading the charge.
Upping the anti on brother was not difficult. In fact, it required a call to poison control. She brushed her teeth with ICY HOT! (Note: this stuff is in a toothpaste looking tube and smells pepperminty) That stuff is now HIIIIIIIIGH on a shelf.
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Blackmail
Just a few quick 'notes' to keep in the box to blackmail the kids later on in life.
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Nora coming out of the 1/2 bath pulling at her pants.
R: Honey, what are you doing?
N: These, these princess pants keep getting stuck in my poopy thing.
R: That would be called a wedgie.
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Came around the corner to find Nora screaming because Trent had his hands in the toilet....Lord help me. The kid was eating toilet paper out of the toilet! I don't even know if we should feel good that Nora only peed?
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Nora coming out of the 1/2 bath pulling at her pants.
R: Honey, what are you doing?
N: These, these princess pants keep getting stuck in my poopy thing.
R: That would be called a wedgie.
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Came around the corner to find Nora screaming because Trent had his hands in the toilet....Lord help me. The kid was eating toilet paper out of the toilet! I don't even know if we should feel good that Nora only peed?
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