Nora now scolds the cats! Guess she hears us say these things a little too often.
The favorite thing to say is, "No, no, stop kee-tee"
Phebs is almost always her kitty of choice to scold and admonish with a finger. MOST of the time Phebs is sublimely rubbing a piece of furniture or my drafting stool. By the volume at which Nora talks to the cat this is a GREAT offense.
Those of you that know Phebs are aware of her crazy nature that does warrant much scorn from Rich and I. I shall list her numerous offenses that happen on a monthly basis
1. Licking vellum paper - at $1 a square foot a decadent treat
2. Licking plastic Grocery bags - for the kitty on a shoe string budget.
3. Running through the bonus room, ACROSS my laptop, and then plastering herself to the window like a suction cup car ornament.
4. Biting guests! I think the count is at 5 bites so far in the 5 yrs we've had her. There is something called 'overstimulation' in cats....give them lots of love and WHAM! Little S & M kitty that likes rough loving.
5. Biting my childs head, or at least trying to. The curvature of Nora's head is such that Phebs has never actually broken skin.
6. Nocturnal pestering of the most annoying kind! She 'pokes' you with her claws at all hours of the night. She could want food, water, or love(read previous entry)
7. Walking on the printers! Rich has gone so far as to put rolls of tape on them for MONTHS at a time. Too bad the cat is smart and realized it was gone.
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