Standing at Home Depot checking out.....
Checker: Do you know what your having yet?
Me: Yes a boy.
Checker: Well, hopefully he's nice to you over the next few months...
Me: Ummm, yeah ( I was 39 wks pregnant)
These are from my husband....
He's had a few comments that are making me laugh...
In reference to a new stretch mark....'Oh Hon! That's just awful!!! He needs to come out before he makes more of those' (Really, thanks like I hadn't noticed it.)
To me before he left this morning, points at me 'YOU! Go into labor, I need a vacation!' (he thinks it's going to be a vacation?)
In reference to making smartass comments, 'Well, I'm safe from her punching me right now...I'm faster than her'...(you just wait buddy!)
My mom upon hearing that I was STILL pregnant on morning this past week.
''Well, he needs to hurry up and arrive. This is becoming very stressful and hard for your father and I to schedule around''....REALLY? I know they have a business to run and have to travel from Texas but still.
This one from the guy putting up Nora's swings:
Him: ''Is this your first?''
Me: ''Uh no, we have a 2.5 year old''
(Here's your sign buddy! WHY would be be buying a swingset, have a playhouse and toys scattered all over the yard if we didn't already have one kid?)
These are random comments I've gotten from neighbors seeing me on a walk.
''You haven't had that kid yet''
''Still carrying him around, lazy isn't he?''
''Look, I told you she was huge!'' (from a female friend that I know gained twice what I have)
I'm sure that there will be more comments that I remember soon enough. This post may become VERY long.
Told ya there'd be more!....
Lady at the nail salon ( I was getting a pedicure to see if the acupuncturist points that induce labor could be massaged)
Lady: 'When are you due?'
Me: Yesterday
Lady: Yeah you look sort of ripe.
I think I just laughed under my breathe...RIPE! Like a watermelon or something.
In reference to a new stretch mark....'Oh Hon! That's just awful!!! He needs to come out before he makes more of those' (Really, thanks like I hadn't noticed it.)
To me before he left this morning, points at me 'YOU! Go into labor, I need a vacation!' (he thinks it's going to be a vacation?)
In reference to making smartass comments, 'Well, I'm safe from her punching me right now...I'm faster than her'...(you just wait buddy!)
My mom upon hearing that I was STILL pregnant on morning this past week.
''Well, he needs to hurry up and arrive. This is becoming very stressful and hard for your father and I to schedule around''....REALLY? I know they have a business to run and have to travel from Texas but still.
This one from the guy putting up Nora's swings:
Him: ''Is this your first?''
Me: ''Uh no, we have a 2.5 year old''
(Here's your sign buddy! WHY would be be buying a swingset, have a playhouse and toys scattered all over the yard if we didn't already have one kid?)
These are random comments I've gotten from neighbors seeing me on a walk.
''You haven't had that kid yet''
''Still carrying him around, lazy isn't he?''
''Look, I told you she was huge!'' (from a female friend that I know gained twice what I have)
I'm sure that there will be more comments that I remember soon enough. This post may become VERY long.
Told ya there'd be more!....
Lady at the nail salon ( I was getting a pedicure to see if the acupuncturist points that induce labor could be massaged)
Lady: 'When are you due?'
Me: Yesterday
Lady: Yeah you look sort of ripe.
I think I just laughed under my breathe...RIPE! Like a watermelon or something.
1 comment:
this post made me laugh and shake my head. People just say the STUPIDEST things to pregnant women. It made me remember a post similar that I wrote towards the end with Mark... here's the direct link if you want. I went back and reread the stupid things people said to me. http://katezramblings.blogspot.com/2008/11/general-public.html
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