You know I love you. We've been together for too many years to count.
But after months of emotional torture and mental breaks, I think you owe me an explanation for this sudden change in behavior. Is the crazy diet not working? Is it the hours I'm keeping?
Your cheating with him again.
I understand Mr. P. Cos is a very smooth talker. He convinces all the ladies that less is more. Being seven days late is the new 'on time' and you need to make people wait for you. Can't say that really makes my heart grow fonder of Mr. Pee Crazy On Sticks.
In fact, I'm getting down right frustrated with the financial expenditure this little affair is costing me. These white plastic sticks must be lined in gold for the price I'm paying.
The self deception is just taking a toll. There is not a sperms' chance in a hottub of an 'oops' but you can't tell that to my subconscious. Sleepless nights, the emotional edge and body aches later I might as well be pregnant.
Please get back to me about your conclusions on our relationship status ASAP.
Sincerely,
Amanda
Disclaimer: In NO way are we trying to get pregnant.
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